Immoral, adj., Inexpedient.Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes to be considered wrong, wicked. immoral. If man's notions of right and wrong have any other basis than this of expediency; if they originated or could have originated , in any other way; if actions have in themselves a moral character apart from and nowise dependent on, their consequences-then all philosophy is a lie and reason a disorder of the mind.

Emotion, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride from the eyes.

Conversation , n. A fair for the display of the minor mental commodities, each exhibitor being too intent upon the arrangement of his own wares to observe those of his neighbor.